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One day I'm going to play The Joker

Postby DarkHorseRequiem » Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:59 pm

and my approach to the character is just to troll Batman with quasi-Dadaist nonsense.

Bring up his lack of parents constantly.

Dick-punch him at every opportunity (or dick-mechanized-punch-type-thing).

Refer to him as "Butt-Man".

Rig the Bat Signal to be DickButt.

Also dance and sing a lot because someone brought up that scene from The Gamer with Dexter in it, and that was high and also larious.
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Re: One day I'm going to play The Joker

Postby DarkHorseRequiem » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:01 pm

Also, repeat everything he says about half-a-second after him.

Also throw tomatoes at him because 1. that's what you throw at bad comedians 2. he's a fruit bat.
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Re: One day I'm going to play The Joker

Postby Onion Knight » Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:31 pm

To date the best live action Jokers are: Heath Ledger; Jack Nicholson; Cesar Romero's Moustache.

And your idea to compete with any of that greatness is to basically be a 10-year-old internet troll?
Honestly, your Joker doesn't even seem like he'd be much of a challenge for YouTube comment trollbots, let alone Batman.
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Re: One day I'm going to play The Joker

Postby Abaddon Daemon » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:54 pm

Especially now that Batman's a meta-human.
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Re: One day I'm going to play The Joker

Postby cren3856 » Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:29 pm

Isn't that contrary to Batman's entire history?
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Re: One day I'm going to play The Joker

Postby Abaddon Daemon » Thu Jul 27, 2017 10:59 am

well... they claim it's a recent development. Batman was recently healed with Dionesium, the chemical that's responsible for the Lazarus Pits, but in its purer form, apparently also makes someone "immortal" (i.e. no need for repeated treatments. it's what makes Vandal Savage ageless). Batman apparently wasn't exposed to enough Dionesium that he became an immortal, but... he's a meta now. supposedly. so basically he's the DC's Captain America.

I'd probably be aggravated about it... but I'm so far removed from caring about DC comics and their shenanigans at this point. This is obviously something that's not going to make it into any OTHER incarnation of Batman, and DC will probably retcon it or have it "mysteriously fade" in a few years... so it's barely even worth recognizing.
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